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Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Money

Bet you can't name the currency used in China, the Philippines, or Russia, you insular know-it-all.
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CTFsH

How to market catfish energy drinks.
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Weak Ideas

Irritate your ears.
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Another Drink

Or else you won't sleep.
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Monday, August 16, 2010

A Bag of Chips, a Mr. Big, and Tang

Was a bad choice for dinner last night. God, I hate Ramadan.
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Sevendust None the Richer

Now I'm doing your work for you, sharks.
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Manslaughter

Like wearing tight jeans and having an orgasm by accident. Am I right, ladies?
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      • Money
      • CTFsH
      • Weak Ideas
      • Another Drink
      • A Bag of Chips, a Mr. Big, and Tang
      • Sevendust None the Richer
      • Manslaughter
      • Badminton
      • The Meek Shall Inherit the Earth
      • Missing Dog Posters
      • Hello?
      • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
      • Rupees
      • Meadowlark Lemon
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      • Why You're Having Panic Attacks
      • You've Mellowed, Man
      • Rob Banks
      • Drinking Expensive Scotch
      • God
      • If You've Never Had a Gun Pulled on You
      • Cheetos
      • Twitter
      • Getting a Perfect Score in Pac-Man
      • Try Starting a Tree Farm Business
      • Neck Tattoo
      • 50 Cent
      • I'll be OK Tomorrow
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      • Why I Won't Give Bums Spare Change
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      • Two-Way Glass
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      • You are a Plagiarist
      • You Abuse Animals for Fun
      • You Stole My MP3 Player
      • Those Shoes Didn't Cost 19 Dollars

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